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How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Preferred Pronoun?:
female ones, will also respond to babe, boi and Romeo
Relationship Status:
Happy :-)
Join Date: May 2012
Location: apearldiver@gmail.com
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And can I get extra non-sequitur on the side please?
In the car this morning with the 8yo Mancub, the following conversation took place.
(quietly driving to camp...)
Mancub: Mommy, you should stay away from the Zombie Pig Man if you can, they only want one thing.
Me:Whhaaaa...??? ---who is Zombie Pig Man??
Mancub: Well he's really not the worst thing you just gotta be careful.
Me:Well, that seems wise. Which is worse? The zombie part or the pig part?
Mancub:Well, he's not really a man. He's just a Zombie Pig....."AN UNDEAD PIG?"...(said in that tone of voice that questions both my experience with pigs as well as zombies)...and also, you get 10 hearts in the beginning, to stay alive...
Me: Much like in life I think...the more hearts you have, the better...
Mancub:Moooommmyyyyyy.....!! (whiny voice because I've just derailed him)
Me:I love metaphors in the morning. It smells like intellect.
Mancub:*sigh* Please turn on the radio.
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