What cracked me up...
Coming to the realization that I am a prime suspect of the Pavlov's Dogs experiment of classical conditioning...
Every time I hear her ringtone with the little bird chirp sound, I get... ummmm... I smile BIG!!
So I tell her this right?? She says we need "a bird clock that goes off every hour."
Somehow she turned this around to where I would be performing on command every hour on the hour! It's a win-win situation for the both of us I do believe!!
Ahahahahaaaaaaa