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My answers...

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Sue

Age: 40

Astrological Sign: Leo

Birth Date: (day only - not year): 8/8

Location: KY

Height: 5'3

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Dark brown

Piercings - how many & where: None

Tattoos - how many & where: 4; upper arms, upper back

Cat person or dog person: Dog

Job: Verification coordinator

What do you like about your job?: I can dress how I want, the work is interesting, and management leaves you alone to let you do your job.

What do you loathe about your job?: Having to talk on the phone

Favorite books / authors: Lori Lake or pretty much any lesbian fiction

Favorite bands/musicians: Fleetood Mac, Duran Duran, Elvis, Brian Setzer

Favorite movies: Rear Window, Fried Green Tomatoes, Batman Begins

Favorite websites: facebook, websites where I can buy graphic tees, Bella Books

Favorite TV shows: Grimm, Being Human, Walking Dead, Rachel Maddow Show

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? Vanilla

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: Sing in my car

What is your pet peeve: People who are always late

Favorite curse word: Fuck

Favorite magazine: Curve

A culture that intrigues you: BDSM, even though it scares me

Do you like to dance? Yes, but I do it badly

If you could change a law which would it be? That gays would be allowed to get married in all 50 states

Do you collect anything? Batman memorabilia, books, movies


If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? 1955. Rock music was just starting to come out, and Elvis was at his prime.

Would you ever have plastic surgery? No

Your idea of a good meal: A good steak, salad, potato, and a really good bread

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? I would want to go and be with my sister for a day. We have a polite relationship, and I don't think I have a really good idea as to what she's like.

Introvert or extrovert: Extrovert -aka fun-herder

Dream profession: Novelist

What are your Hobbies: Photography

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: I don't like spiders, bugs, or bats

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? No

What do you get complemented on most often? My eyes

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? That I have aches and pains that I never used to.

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? Endless food supply, stopping deforestation, and hunting animals that are on the verge of extinction.

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? The president. He has a very difficult, stressful job, and I often wonder what it would be like to be in his position.

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: None, besides everything happens for a reason

Do you generally feel understood? No

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? I'm not sure. It would depend on the circumstances.

Biggest concern about aging: Slowing down, being forgetful, or maybe having to be put in a nursing home

What were you like in high school? I didn't fit in anywhere, really. I had a few friends, but generally kept to myself.

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? Not right now.

Issues that you feel most passionate about: Equality for all to get married and fair elections where our officials can't buy anything like, say, the presidency.

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: My mother's. Still.


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: Gay

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): I identify as myself, if that makes sense.

Current relationship status: Single.

What you look for in a partner: Femme, but not helpless. And I mean no offense by that. Someone where there's a physical attraction, but what's on the inside also matters. She has to have a good sense of humor, is intelligent, and can carry on a good conversation.

The "type" of person you tend to attract: People who I'm not physically attracted to, or loons.

Number of times you've been in love: Once.

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? I really didn't know it at the time; I just knew that I wanted to be around that person as much as possible.

Monogamy or polyamory: Monogamy

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? A girl that belongs to a social group that I do, although, we haven't been officially introduced yet.

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? Yes. And they suck.

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? No

Age when you had your first kiss: 19

Describe your best kiss: Passionate and it lead to other things

Describe your last kiss: It was more out of lust, I think

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: Eyes, smile, intelligent

What trait in a woman turns you off?: If she's extremely overweight.



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: My ex

What are you self-conscious about naked? That I'm a little bit "pudgy"

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? I just want to be able to see the other person

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: Kissing the back of my neck, sucking on my nipples, kissing in general

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: When that other person is in a rush to get me off

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? No. Who in the hell would ever want to see me nekkid?

Do you have any Fetishes: Yes, but I've never been able to try it yet

Name your fetishes: Fisting

Leather - yes or no?: No

BDSM - yes or no?: No

Have you ever had a one-night stand? No

How often do you masturbate? Couple times a month, if that.

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? Completely natural. For now.