after I've returned to the house, sitting here posting about things I'm thankful for...
my phone beeps a text
I read: "I'll KILL YA!" ...
Me:
"What the hell did I do now?"
no answer
Me: "I turned the stove off!"
no answer
Me: "WHAT??!!"
phone beeps (typos adding to comedy): "Whn did u put a bottle of water full of lemon juice in my fridge... and do you know what it feels like coming oit of yoir nose"
Me: OMFG!!!
Me: I didn't put it in the fridge!! You must have picked it up from counter!
2 minutes later, beep: I turned up the bottle and took a big gulp it shocked me so bad it spewed out my nose OMG!
me: OMFG!!! ROFLMAO!!! LMAO!!!! (while recalling he had done the same thing recently at a restaurant with a friend)
me: Where's the video?
them: It was cd and in fridge and LEMONY, LOL ... tbe first thing I thought was damn that was cruel... im killin her!
Me: CLEANS out your sinuses
them: LORD what is a comical night
Me: Can't kill me when I already ran out door!! .... you don't need to snort salt water now!!
them: LOL
Me: Are you okay?...... if you are, I am still laughing!!
them: yeah im ok it was just a shock
Me: Thought I ran over your dog the way you yelled!
..... later on, after texting about dog medicine...
Me: you sure aspirin will help him? It won't hurt him like it does a little kid?
Them: real asporin
Me: (chuckling at them using their new phone, and the voice commands that can't understand a southern accent) Ok, I'll see if they sell ASPORIN...
them: "sticks tongue out at u"
Me: bet it still tastes like lemon!!
them: LOL yeah it kinda does!
Me:
