Timed Out
How Do You Identify?: stone femme Daddy's girl
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Relationship Status: disinterested
Join Date: Jun 2012
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these days there aint no such thing as a free lunch. if you want lunch free today you gotta steal it. which means you'll be having lunch in jail tomorrow. that's not free either cuz you gonna pay for that lunch you eat in jail tomorrow when you hafta tell your mom you stole lunch today rather than eat that crappy baloney sandwich she made for you. i look at my mom and i think, 'i'ma eat the friggin baloney. that woman is mean!'
my friend Chuy
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