[Kenna]

(after a friend's best buddy -a gay guy- stated "all you lipstick lesbians love Bass Pro Shop instead of Victoria Secrets!"...)

Me: tell him...lipstick lesbians can't handle heavy machinery while wearing high heals and corsets! but when they change into their Timberlands and "I'm the boss" t-shirt...WATCH OUT!

Them: LOL...I'll do that...

Me: I'll just wear my corset under my t-shirt ;-) to make him happy to call me lipstick lesbian... ;-)

Them: hahahahahahaha ... you crack me up!

Me: Just as long as you aren't allergic to super glue!

Them: LOL STOP

Me: If I crack you up...then I know what to get for your stocking stuffers every Xmas...

Them: Too funny

Me: joint compound and grout floats!

Them: LOL... STOP!!

Me: Not until you cry out "stop tickling me!! Or I'll need pull-ups!" ...

Them: stop tickling me... I'm not going to admit to pull-ups!

Me: squish squish...swish swash (referencing their baby niece that was wearing old fashioned rubber diaper covers when she got into the water and "squished and swished" as she walked...)

Me: love to see you smile

Them: I am smiling and chuckling...