Glad you're home! I left work early to clean the house. You favorite dinner is almost ready. Here, sit down and relax while I fix you a drink. Oh...look, a ballgame on tv! Who do you want to win? The NY Yankees or the Dallas Cowboys? Why don't I fix you a tray so you can watch tv.
By the way...um, uh...the credit card bill came in. It's on the counter...Prada sale. No returns.
Katniss (running upstairs at the speed of light)