What cracked me up today...
(At the convenience store before work)
Me: I grabbed your last 9 fruit slice candies
Clerk: Oh I see we found your weakness
Me: *smiles* Yes you have! *straight face* Now move them...
Clerk: Okay. Around the corner, top shelf
Me: *smiles*
Clerk: Now to actually order more
Me: Ugh
Cracked us both up... Me:

..... Clerk: