[Kobi]

Originally Posted by stephfromMIT

Calling the BoSox dysfunctional is being kind.

Ha! Someone else who knows the Red Sox as the BoSox.

Well, the Red Sox look to be conceding the season and are now reportedly embarking on garage sales and salary dumping.

They placed Adrian (would you like some cheese with that whine) Gonzalez on waivers and are in talks with the Dodgers to trade Adrian, Carl (my body is falling apart) Crawford, and Josh (do I look like a give a f*#@) Beckett for James Loney (who?) and some minor leaguers. Over 200 million is owed those 3 for the duration of their contracts.

Personally, I think they should throw in Lackey, Dice-K, and some fried clams to sweeten the deal.