[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by Parker

Oh god, this thread - I am laughing so hard, I am crying over here!

You know, when you have IBS, you have to be ok with pooping anywhere you need to poop, no matter where it is or who is around to hear or smell - I actually carry around a small spray bottle in my pocket so I can continually spray (Febreeze, Glade, whatever) while I'm doing my thang.

At home, I burn incense lol - and the only thing I do differently when I have company or when I am dating is I shut the door.

OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!!

OH...OH....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha