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macele · 09-03-2012, 10:07 PM

i like to recite john wayne lines, such as: "you got a brother. he's no good, but he's ya brother." "you wanna pick up that gun, ... i wish ya would." "fill your hands you son of a bitches!" at any moment i might say one of these lines or another. i'm quite good at this. and very proud!

quick story. my neice and i like to record on the phone. so she records me saying "fill your hands". she then puts this as a ringtone. well you got it, ... i'm sitting at a ballgame and it's a quiet moment. there goes that ringtone. i moved pretty darn fast.

i can't do tongue tricks. although i did hyper extend my tongue once. but that's another box score for another game.

3rd grade. i was sent out into the hall for doing the armpit sounds.

i can do the hambone. as a kid, i would do that on everything. my daddy, "mac! stop doing the hambone on the recliner's arm!"

i can whistle loud too. i can do the sexy whistle. proud!

i want to see laney run in high heels.

i'm proud of you all!

09-03-2012, 10:07 PM	#27
macele Member How Do You Identify?: a bold-assed maximus Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: mississippi Posts: 1,066 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,178 Thanked 3,230 Times in 847 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	i like to recite john wayne lines, such as: "you got a brother. he's no good, but he's ya brother." "you wanna pick up that gun, ... i wish ya would." "fill your hands you son of a bitches!" at any moment i might say one of these lines or another. i'm quite good at this. and very proud! quick story. my neice and i like to record on the phone. so she records me saying "fill your hands". she then puts this as a ringtone. well you got it, ... i'm sitting at a ballgame and it's a quiet moment. there goes that ringtone. i moved pretty darn fast. i can't do tongue tricks. although i did hyper extend my tongue once. but that's another box score for another game. 3rd grade. i was sent out into the hall for doing the armpit sounds. i can do the hambone. as a kid, i would do that on everything. my daddy, "mac! stop doing the hambone on the recliner's arm!" i can whistle loud too. i can do the sexy whistle. proud! i want to see laney run in high heels. i'm proud of you all!