[aishah]

i can't whistle, tie a cherry stem with my tongue, or do the armpit farting thing, but i can...

make my ass clap
do splits and other ridiculous flexible things
pop my spine in and out of place (or rather, my spine is degenerating and i have vertebrae that slide in and out of place, especially when i sit/stand, so i can make them "click" back in place when lying down)
hold a conversation in mandarin chinese
read some sanskrit and tibetan (i'm rusty)
recite parts of the qur'an from memory
do the cupid shuffle, the electric slide, the cha cha slide, the wobble, the dougie, and a couple different versions of the detroit hustle
have entire conversations in quotes from the tv series firefly