[Blade]

Beautiful sunshiney morning. Meeting a friend for breakfast, we haven't done that in a while. She is very self confident but sometimes I have to lovingly remind her that her roots are dark brown. Her words "blonde moment" she has a lot of them.

I pullin in the parking lot and see her pulling up across the road. I go on inside to get a table. She still isn't in the diner 5 minutes later. The only people I know who take longer to get out of a car are "The Greenbean Lady" and Kenna. I have no idea what takes so long to open the door and get out.

Anyway finally I look up at the door and in she walks. She looks funny to me. She has on these big sunglasses and one side is real dark and the other is clear...like no UV protection at all, like a clear lense. She gets to the table and sits down. I begin laughing hysterically. One of the lens is completely out of her sunglasses. Remember I said beautiful and sun shining, right. She says what the hell is so funny. I said what happen to your glasses. She says nothing why? I said you bought them with one lense dark and the other missing? She goes huh? Takes them off and looks at them and sort of chuckles and said OMG I didn't even notice it. REALLY!? Blinding sun and you didn't even realize it. Oh Lordy I about busted a gut laughing at her.