Two staff talking about coffee...
perv staff: how do you like your coffee?
clueless staff: hot, creamy, sweet
Perv staff: *raging laughter* oh really?
clueless staff: *puzzled expression* yes, why?
me: ignore her she's got a gutter mind
clueless staff: *cont'd puzzled look* i'm not getting it
perv staff: and you probably never will! stick to the coffee
