09-12-2012, 02:53 PM
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What I said:
"Baby, my shoulder hurts pretty badly. I can't even pick up the coffee pot to pour my coffee this morning"
The part she thought that she heard:
"I can't even lick the coffee pot"
to which I said:
"I'm not that desperate for coffee this morning baby"
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