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Member
How Do You Identify?:
butch
Preferred Pronoun?:
she, her
Relationship Status:
taken
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: louisiana
Posts: 367
Thanks: 29
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Rep Power: 1399787
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Dear Janey,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in a clownsuit and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Kiss my butt,
Rhonda
HAHAHA
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