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Originally Posted by Dance-with-me
If any new never-met friend showed up at my door, I'd be initially mortified at the state of my house (boxes and people and mess everywhere), then additionally mortified at the treatment you'd get from my ex who is still living there (along with his junkie daughter, her loser freeloader boyfriend/babydaddy #3, and her 3 kids - two of which I've raised for most of their lives).
I'd shuffle you out the door, walk with you to my town's little coffee shop, diner or bar (depending on time of day), get to know you, and beg you to. One.back again in 24 days when they all FINALLY move out.
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if YOU knocked on my door i'd sweep you into a hug, drag you in, settle you in the remaining empty bedroom, offer up my best fluffy towel and good smelling bath stuff, send you off to a relaxing hot tub, make you food, let you choose the music, gab with you until you were tired and send you off to bed. rinse and repeat every day after that until your home was your own again. (and i'd send in advance scouts to make sure you went home to a sparkly clean safe haven too!)
(((huggage)))