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Originally Posted by laruss
Note to self (yes, I know this is the wrong thread)...
Avoid Michigan in my travels, it sounds dangerous.
Up here in friendly Canada we do not usually greet people with a gun. Just sayin'.
You sound very afraid, and now I am too. I may just have to stay up here on my side of the border where I won't get shot when I go visiting.
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if you knocked on my door i'd say "
how'd you get through all that border patrol you dangerous Canadian?! did they frisk ya for contraband? demand your papers? fingerprints? shoe size? go over your car with a microscope? demand you submit to all manner of very personal probing? ask a lot of nonsensical questions? put a tracking anklet on you? hold your favorite shoes hostage to insure your return over the border?"