1) What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Virginia
2) Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Inside my right ear
3) If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it
just to be sure?
No
4) What body part do you wash first?
My hair (top first, then work my way down)
5) What's the strangest talent you have?
I have no idea, really.
6) Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie
7) Do you pee in the pool?
No
8) Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
I am actually able to park practically anywhere 
9) Have you ever had two dates in one night?
If we're talking about dates that hang from trees,
then yes. 
10) How many times have you been cussed out?
Not very often, but it has happened before.
11) Which shoe do you put on first?
Left.
12) Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Possibly, if we're talking about sexy stag antlers.
13) Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
*LOL*
14) Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
It depends on who is on my mind.
15) Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Yes: A boy in second grade (randy) who waited to read it to me on a noontime recess as he was standing at the top of a slide and then proceeded to fly like Super Man (he broke his arm).
16) If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
They're gonna get washed. Period.
17) What was your childhood nickname?
*Sunshine*
18) What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Oh, that's easy: I pay attention while Driving.
19) Have you ever bitten your toenails?
How funny that you ask: No. But a childhood girlfriend once bit my toenail because she didn't have anything to trim my toenail with.
20) How do you eat your cookie?
It depends on the kind of cookie: Chocolate Chip cookies I tend to eat a little slower; Macaroons I tend to inhale; sometimes I crumble a cookie into tiny bits, just so it lasts longer.
21) Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
Ha!
22) How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
23) How often do you clean out your ears?
Once in a blue moon.
24) Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
I might do both.
25) Do you have any strange phobias?
I have no phobias.
26) Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
No, but a childhood girl friend often did stuff like this, just for sheer entertainment value
27) Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
No; I take all dares seriously.
28) Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
No
29) Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
???
30) When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?
I might do both
31) Do you want to bring sexy back?
Sexiness is very charming...