1. I can not do a cartwheel.
2. I will fall asleep on the bus but wake up every 2 or 3 minutes because I'm scared that I will miss my stop.
3. I have eaten an entire 5lbs. bag of red grapes in one sitting.
4. I use the word MOOP in the default world.
5. I sing silly songs about my dog, to my dog, horribly.
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