I work for a major grocery chain...we have lots of signage that we use in the stores. Some of them get sent out through me and the safety team....
I happened upon two signs that I would LOVE to turn into a costume....
the red one says:
DO NOT BLOCK
EXIT ONLY........I would put that on the "rear" of my costume <giggles>
The white one says:
NO UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY
PERMIT REQUIRED.......and that one would go on the "front"....<snickers>
Now, to figure out what to use as the base of it....
I crack myself up....
I Love Halloween!! I want to go on the ride through Salem!