What name do you go by?
Linda, Linny, Linnylou, Linda Mary 
How old are you?
47, 25th March 1965
Where were you born?
Middlemore Hospital, Auckland
What is your greatest fear?
That I live the rest of my life alone. Don't wanna.
What is your earliest memory?
Helping my granddad garden.
What is your most embarrassing moment?
Overnight stay in a snow cave during an Outdoor Pursuits camp when I was in high school.
What would your super power be?
Invisibility
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My feet.
What would your fancy dress costume of choice be?
Wonder Woman.
Who would play you in the film of your life?
Linda Carter
What is your most unappealing habit?
Picking my nose?
What is your favourite book?
Another Mother Tongue, Judy Grahn
What does love feel like?
the biggest possible smile 
What's the worst job you've ever done?
Working reception in a brothel. MacDonald's would be a close second.
What has been your biggest disappointment?
That I'm not famous.
When did you last cry and why?
Today, kindness of colleagues.
What is the closest you've come to death?
Second degree burns.
How would you like to be remembered?
As someone who cared.
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
Don't give up.