ok..here are the originals...
been there, done this guy...
him too...what a rescuer...
frigid in and out of bed...not for me
judgemental bastard was SO not Mr Right for me...
Mr MIA had committment issues and didnt tell me
He who always wanted to pick a fight was no good either...
[COLOR="DarkRed"][B]I just want to find someone who doesnt have an emoticon to stick on his forehead....
and dont forget the wanna bee rock star with no real job except as the keeper of your couch and eater of your food...
or the one who kept you under his radar at all times
and while sex is fine and dandy and better than candy, the horny devil who is never satiated is a pain in the ....well...you know...
Ok..your turns!