Waiting in a long line to be seated at a restaurant
The waitress not keeping my tea glass full
Finding the glass I'm drinking out of has lipstick on it and it isn't my girl friends
I'm sorry we are out of that today...OK so tell me that before I order please.
well done, Please just cut off his horns and wipe his ass , or I'm sending it back
If you are charging for each little cup of sour cream, butter, honey mustard etc....it better be full when you bring it to me or I aint paying for it.
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