Hym: I get to fuck you tonight, woohoo! *dances*
(please note, our schedules have not been aligned for about a month now, so sometimes planning is required!)
Me: *raised eyebrow* Uhm yeah.. Who else would?
Hym: *leaning down to give me a kiss before hy takes dogs out* Well, I would be just as happy cuddling you.
Me: Are you telling me you'd rather cuddle?
Hym: No.. I am just not feeling too well right now.
Me: We can cuddle if you need to cuddle. There is always tomorrow night. I can put your needs before my wants!
Hym: But I want what you need!
And this is how we negotiate in our house!
