Chris: I don't want to go anywhere over thanksgiving, but I'd love to Skype with you. I just don't want to deal with my family. 3:30 PM
Me: then tell her you can't go because school is busy and you're spending christmas with me. 3:30 PM
Me: you shouldn't make yourself miserable over the holidays to please anyone. 3:31 PM
Chris: Really? I thought holidays were all about fighting families. 3:33 PM
Me: well, as someone who's spent the last 6 or 7 holiday seasons having fun all by myself, i have to disagree with that
3:34 PM
Chris: I wanna have sexy time with you. I wanna put on a turkey suit and have sex. 3:39 PM
Me: ooh, a turkey suit?!!! be still my heart. 3:39 PM