10-14-2012, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by easygoingfemme
Can I derail to say what I hope I can do tomorrow?
The challenge:
Teaching a cooking class for 25 participants. Demonstration style- I do all the work, talking, educating, cooking, serving. ( I have two assistants to help stir and wash dishes as needed)
Goals: Meet class topic of teaching how to make 5 different dinner pies and having them done in time for everyone to watch how they are made and get to eat them too.
Challenges. Cooking 5 entrees for 25 people in 2.5 hours, including cooking time. Average bake time range from 25-45 minutes. Also includes making polenta from scratch (one crust), vegan bechamel sauce (to go on mushroom pie), and vegan gravy(to top shepherds pie). Each takes about 20 minutes.
Perks: I will have 6 burners, two full size ovens, two arms, two assistants, and a pretty good ability to multi-task.
Can I get a "you can do it!" with a promise from me to update tomorrow to see if I can claim that this is something I can actually do?
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You can do it!!!
And, yes, the tongue things are genetic. For example, I can do the tube thing but I do not have the genetics to roll my tongue or to make waves with it. Some people can turn their tongues completely sideways too.
Something I can do is:
*remember odd trivia at odd moments and never remember what I WANT to remember WHEN I want to remember it
*get a Brazilian without crying, whining, whimpering, yelling, screaming, panting like a dog, flinching, or anything else that my waxer used to tell me folks do when they get it done. I breathe. Deeply.
*break brand new hard candy (not softened or sucked down) with my teeth
*play Pictionary pretty okay
*speak with a Minnesota accent pretty decent....I used to do a great Dr. Ruth, but my voice changed in high school and now I can't do it nearly as well
*look like a cross between Bjork and Judy Lewis (Clark Gable's daughter). Not many folks can say that!
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I'm misunderestimated. 
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