Okay so sitting quietly after staff exchange with the other lesbian staff who is coming on shift duty. Both of us are kind of quiet and I was nodding in and out of nappishness (true word)... and didn't realize she was too.
A new kid is on her cell phone and neither of us are totally paying attention to her end of the conversation till we both raise our heads, look at each other and the other staff says,
her: I only got part of that. What did you get?
me: I think I only got part of it too...?

her: I got the part about she only likes cats. *puzzled look*
me: Well, that explains a lot because the part I got was "Those hetero couples seem to have a thing for dogs."
her: hmmm *closes eyes again*
me: yeh *closes eyes again*
The little lesbian is 18... We later assessed she must like pussy... she likes cats. hee hee
Disclaimer: I know the non-heteros like dogs too. Just laugh with me. It was a ha ha moment damnit!!