My wife : honey everyday is like Christmas for me bc I ask and you just get it for me .
Me : baby if everyday is like Christmas then how come I still don't have my new remington hunting rifle or my jeep Willy ?????
My wife : well daddy maybe everyday for you is Halloween bc I do keep you stocked with candy and make you treats a lot .
Me : honey , I'd trade Halloween for Christmas then
My wife : isn't the browns playing today ?
Me : way to change the subject honey
Shakes head ....