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bright_arrow · 11-02-2012, 10:34 PM

*Phoebe comes racing over and scoots her butt across the carpet.. I look at her, slightly horrified, and then smell poop*

Me: Uh, she just scooted her ass across the carpet.. EW! I think..
Abby: I smell poop.
Bard: Yeah, she did right by the door.
Me: Ewwww.
Bard: Maybe she had a cling-on from Uranus.
Me: OMG..
Abby: *..takes a minute then starts laughing* From Uranus! Your anus! And it comes from your anus!
Me: Oh my god, this is going into the overheard thread...

11-02-2012, 10:34 PM	#308
bright_arrow ☆ the stars are aligned ☆ How Do You Identify?: one queer mama Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: married to my Boo Daddy <3 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: nor cal Posts: 2,910 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,644 Thanked 9,363 Times in 2,296 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Phoebe comes racing over and scoots her butt across the carpet.. I look at her, slightly horrified, and then smell poop Me: Uh, she just scooted her ass across the carpet.. EW! I think.. Abby: I smell poop. Bard: Yeah, she did right by the door. Me: Ewwww. Bard: Maybe she had a cling-on from Uranus. Me: OMG.. Abby: ..takes a minute then starts laughing From Uranus! Your anus! And it comes from your anus! Me: Oh my god, this is going into the overheard thread...