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How Do You Identify?: Femme/Gentlewoman
Preferred Pronoun?: She/her
Relationship Status: Happily married 05/17/14
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Saskatchewan, Canada
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Hym: If we're consolidating our households in the new year, I'm afraid I'll need TV.
Me: I have a TV.
Hym: No, baby... a cable subscription.
Me: I have never paid for cable in my life.
Hym: You get it for free? *smiles*
Me: No, dumbass, you know I don't do TV.
Hym: Well, I'll pay for it. What am I going to do when you're out with your friends? Sit around and read or knit or something?
Me: *dumbfounded* That's... what I do... generally... so...
Hym: ...
Me: ...
Hym: *winning smile* TV?
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