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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
She or Goddess
Relationship Status:
Settled in
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Edmonton Alberta
Posts: 1,322
Thanks: 2,849
Thanked 5,329 Times in 1,045 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851
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Not actually heard, but a text message conversation
Me: The sun is shining and I think I just decided I need a trip across the border.
BFF: Why are you going over there? (scared face)
Me: Just for something to do. I like to wander.
BFF: Careful, I hear they kidnap and keep the sexiest lesbians. You will be a prime target.
Me: Lol, yes that is a concern (confused face)
BFF: Oh you KNOW it is!!!!!!!
Me: I will be most careful. Wait, maybe I want to be kidnapped. Then I'll be all sad when I get home safe.
BFF: But I will be all sad if you get kidnapped. Eyes Super Shaman cape.
Me: Ok, I will use my Femme invisibility to get me home safe.
BFF: Ok thank the goddess.
She really makes me laugh.
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