[Jackyboi]

Originally Posted by Sun

The Five Levels of Crush:

Level 1: Warm - Someone has hit your radar and you find them:
cute
pretty
handsome
funny
charming
sexy
hot
or all of the above.

Level 2: The temperature is rising - You feel a spark and really would like to get to know them better. You are threadstalking them. You are suddenly spending more time on the Planet.

Level 3: Turn on the AC - Your crush has now elevated and you are attracted to them on several different levels. You wonder how you got here. See #1 for reference.

Level 4: Hot in here - You cant stop thinking about your crush, you obsess over their posts on the Planet. The possibility that this can become something more than an online crush becomes real.

Level 5: Crush on Fire - Get the bucket of water because you are on fire hot for your crush and you have to meet them in real time. You begin to worry about your own sanity and the possibility of setting your home on fire as the flames rise. You program 911 onto your cell phone just in case

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