Aw, come on. Come onnnnn! Everyone has a karaoke story, whether they were singing, their friends were up there or some dude mooned the audience during a rousing rendition of Brown Eyed Girl (I am dead serious. That happened.)
I met my butch at karaoke a long time ago. We were friends all this time because I never thought of "us" that way. Hy was patient, bode his time and swept me off my feet when the situation was gauged right. It was right.
My karaoke shame story: One night a regular karaoke night denizen came in loaded (with cash) for bear. He bought everyone round after round of shots until we could barely see, let alone sing. I remember being on a bar stool on the dance floor, trying desperately to sing Jewel's "Foolish Games" and not burp, and started leaning sideways off the stool... only to be rescued by a butch friend who gently propped me back up.
I couldn't do it anymore. These old bones...
What's your best karaoke story?