at work overnight.. after I found a woman drunk stumbling.
Me: "Ma'am, can I be of assistance. Help you find where you are going."
Her: "You aren't gonna arrest me, are you?"
Me. "No ma'am. I'm going to assist you and help you get to where you are going. Do you have an ID on you?"
Her: "Where's my pants?"
Me:
Her later walking as I escort her: "I can't believe I'm walking without my pants. I so hate you."
Me:
After she gets to where she needs to be she says, "Can I get a hug?" As I walk away fast, I wave and say, "Bye ma'am. Have a good night. Enjoy your stay!"