[Red Dirt Girl]

help... i'm not sure if this counts as a Femme Fashion question - i'm sure there's a cosmetics thread but can't find it.

Two Qs:

1. what kind of lipstick can i get that lasts all day and doesn't smudge on napkins or butch lips? i have indeed heard such a thing exists but i'm not much of a makeup gal so i'd appreciate some help.

2. why does my nail polish never dry??? it never feels fully dry and today i got bumpy sock patterns on my toes because after 20 minutes of hobbling around barefoot the stuff still wasn't dry.

thanks!