[Blade]

As the sermon began this morning and the sanctuary got quiet. There was a person...seemingly a man,(from the sound of the it) snoring. I looked in the direction of the sound and noticed others around me looking that direction too. I think with all the activity here, getting up and down to sing and pray how could anyone fall asleep. Well he did a big ole snore again.

Now my friend that invited me and I use to date several years ago. We always have a large time together. She could make Mona Lisa laugh. I knew if she turned and looked at me when he snored again we would both have to leave church from busting out laughing. Cuz I'm telling you it was loud. So when church was over I thanked her for not turning and looking at me while that man was snoring, cuz I knew we'd crack up. She said what man snoring. I said you didn't hear that man on the other side of you snoring so loud. Thank God we were outside by this time cuz she said, that wasn't a man that was Leonard I said Leonard? She said yeah Leonard our music directors dog. Didn't you see him nudge Leonard to wake him up? See I told you it was an all welcoming church.