[ScandalAndy]

lol, you'd have better luck if we didn't have to fight off the dowager countess!

Originally Posted by Ciaran

It's along those lines but a bit more specific for me.

I come in here wanting to find someone saying something along the following lines:


"Ciaran

I've a massive crush on you despite your rudeness, your dismissive hand gestures and your arrogance. In fact my crush on you is so big that I won't mind too much if you wear higher heels, and nicer heels, than I do. I also promise not to get jealous if you snog Kermit the Frog when I'm not looking.

As a sign of my crush, I'm willing to FedEx some lasagne, lovingly homemade by my own hands, to you in London, together with references attesting to my domestic abilities and we can take it from there."



I'm really surprised that I've not come across this type of message in this thread for me yet. I live in hope but now diminishing expectations