1. What size is your bed?
Queen
2. Who do you share it with?
Calpernia the howling cat until she retires to her cushion and Madam Butterfly.
3. What are your favorite kind of sheets?
cotton, anything like high thread count or European or whatever would be hellishly expensive over here.
4. How often do you change your sheets?
when it's needed
5. How many pillows are on your bed?
4 plus two long bolsters
6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.)
two feather, the rest are foam stuff
7. What position do you sleep in?
I often start out on my right, but my right should is wonky so turn over on my left, sometimes on my tummy
8. What time do you go to bed on average?
all sorts of hours since it's the school holidays, but ideally around 9-10pm
9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck?
read, masturbate, cup of tea or coffee, sometimes take the laptop into the bedroom
10. Do you have a headboard?
yes
11. What does it look like?
from Ikea, wooden (comes with the house)
12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets,
I have my own bed (not currently using it), but I rent over here so sometimes having my own bed is not necessary, therefore, sheets 
13. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
looking at the bed, usually the left but have been sleeping on the right for a while now - I don't really care
14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed?
the sheets/bedding can't be tucked in around my feet
15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed?
me and maybe four cats?
16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed?
not as an adult
17. How old is your mattress?
around 2 years?
18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with?
in a hot, tropical climate with ac - top sheet and duvet cover (but no duvet inner), no ac, maybe go to sleep in something light with a sheet to pull over myself during the night
19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed?
bugs
20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed?
bugs or wet patches from dog excessively licking her paws (she's been good recently)