1. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? A Queen.
2. WHO DO YOU SHARE IT WITH? My Olde English Bulldogge (He's one mean bastid)
3. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SHEETS? Well ain't that a loaded question....let's see, 3,000 thread count black Egyptian cotton (my absolute fav)...Though, I also enjoy black, pink, red, and white satin sheets on occasion, as well. Then, I also love warm and cozy flannel sheets in winter. And soft t-shirt-like jersey and also crisp, cotton sheets that have been dried outside in the summertime.
4. HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHANGE YOUR SHEETS? Once a week.
5. HOW MANY PILLOWS ARE ON YOUR BED? Two queen-sized, 2 standard-sized, and three decorative throw pillows, w/ one decorative 2' long roll pillow in the front middle part of the bed.
6. WHAT KIND OF PILLOWS ARE THEY? The two queen-sized are down feathers, the two standard-sized are made of this soft sand-like substance (Japanese). The decorative ones, I assume, are just a type of simple poly fill.
7. WHAT POSITION DO YOU SLEEP IN? I am a hard-core belly sleeper!
8. WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO BED ON AVERAGE? All different times...depending upon my work, the occasional insomnia, or my social commitments.
9. WHAT OTHER ACTIVITIES DO YOU DO IN YOUR BED BESIDES SLEEP AND FUCK? Read...Talk on the phone...Use my laptop...Do crossword puzzles...Write.
10. DO YOU HAVE A HEADBOARD? Yes, as well as a footboard.
11. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? It's an ornate, antique twig bronze, the headboard is about 4' tall. The footboard, of course, is the same..except it is only 2' tall.
12. IF YOU COULD GET A NEW BED OR NEW SHEETS, WHAT WOULD YOU PICK? Definitely new sheets, I love my bed.
13. WHAT SIDE OF THE BED DO YOU SLEEP ON? The left. The "TANK" sleeps on the right side.
14. DO YOU HAVE ANY PET PEEVES WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR BED? I like to make my bed first thing in the A.M. No eating in my bed. Sheets must be changed every week..and then sprayed w/ linen spray. The pillows are aired outside all day 2x a week and then sprayed w/lysol, or they're put in the dryer on low to disinfect them. My bully isn't allowed on my bed once it's been made.
15. WHAT IS THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF BEINGS YOU HAVE EVER HAD IN YOUR BED? Two.
16. HAVE YOU EVER JUMPED ON YOUR OWN BED? Nooo.....ok...yes...
17. HOW OLD IS YOUR MATTRESS? It's one year old.
18. WHAT KIND OF AND HOW MANY BLANKETS DO YOU SLEEP WITH? On top I have a down feather comforter w/ a duvet covering it, and then beneath the comforter, I have a shearling blanket, and beneath that, I have a top sheet (for this time of year it is currently a flannel one).
19. WHAT WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO FIND UNDER YOUR BED? A person..Dust bunnies...mice...snakes...and dog hair.
20. WHAT WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO FIND IN YOUR BED? A stranger and/or rapist....a snake...a spider...a ghost...*any* type of creepy crawlies...bed bugs..dead skin cell flakes...