1. What size is your bed? Queen.
2. Who do you share it with? 6 pillows, sometimes my stinky old teddies, sometimes M.
3. What are your favorite kind of sheets? Flannelette... they make it feel like a giant crib.
4. How often do you change your sheets? Every week.
5. How many pillows are on your bed? 6.
6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.) Some polyfill, 1 gel, 2 feather.
7. What position do you sleep in? In a ball on my right side, until I wake up and I'm on my back with my arms thrown above my head.
8. What time do you go to bed on average? 10:30pm weekdays, whenever I want on weekends.
9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck? Read, snacks and bedputer.
10. Do you have a headboard? The one that's on the pine frame - it's all simple.
11. What does it look like? Pine frame, futon mattress, all sorts of patterned sheets, handmade pinwheel quilt made by my best friend's mother (vintage fabrics, including pieces from a family dress made in the 1930s), Moroccan-patterned comforter (in winter)... my bed looks like a shabby chic shop threw up on it, and I like it that way.
12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick? A new bed... it's incredibly old.
13. What side of the bed do you sleep on? When I'm alone, right. When M is here, left.
14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed? Getting smashed against the wall, having to beat and turn the mattress so often due to its age.
15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed? Considering its age, please don't judge me, but 5.
16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed? I can't... futon mattresses aren't bouncy. I jump on hotel beds, though (on my knees, because I'm too tall otherwise.)
17. How old is your mattress? 15 years (bought it when I was 13 and we moved, because my child's bed was too small for me to stretch in.)
18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with? Always my handmade quilt, sometimes the comforter and a fleece blanket in winter.
19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed? Bugs. OMG bugs aaaaagh bugs.
20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed? BUGS! Holy shit, aaaagh, bugs!