1. What size is your bed?
King, not big enough
2. Who do you share it with?
I don't SHARE; the Beauhunk insists on sleeping in it even though there is only enough room for me to stretch out, and dogs sneak in when I'm not looking.
3. What are your favorite kind of sheets?
The kind that don't get pulled off by the Beauhunk while I'm sleeping.
4. How often do you change your sheets?
You're supposed to change them???
5. How many pillows are on your bed?
13. Wow, never counted before now. Guess I need to add one more, since I'm not Sarah Winchester after all (bonus points if you get that).
6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.)
My 4 foam pillows and stuffed animal, a tempurpedic pillow, the Beauhunk's stinky feather pillows (I don't like sleeping on birds), a whole lot of decorative pillows
7. What position do you sleep in?
Back, sometimes side covered in and hugging pillows either way
8. What time do you go to bed on average?
Midnight - 1am; 3-4 am on weekends
9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck?
Read, watch TV, lie awake thinking about how I should be asleep.
10. Do you have a headboard?
Yep
11. What does it look like?
A smaller version of the footboard. Dark oak. Mission style. No, not missionary, very funny.
12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick?
Sheets.
13. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My side. The Beauhunk hangs on to the right edge.
14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed?
Using the bed as another kind of furniture (like as a chair or couch or dining table); food crumbs, dogs, dog treat crumbs or dog hair on sheets; wadded up sheets and blankets while sleeping, feet getting uncovered.
15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed?
5 that I could see; millions of other critters if you believe the mattress commercials.
16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed?
It's a tempurpedic, so no fun to jump on, although I tried. I've walked all over it though. Stomped, even. On purpose. The mattress person told me to.
17. How old is your mattress?
Almost 3 months.
18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with?
One - thin summer blanket or electric blanket if the weather gets cold (below 50 degrees).
19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed?
Boogieman, Freddie Kruger
20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed?
Besides dog hair, dog bones, dog treat crumbs, food, anything that isn't bed linen or me (or the Beauhunk)...hmmm...another person besides the Beauhunk. Well, except K.D Lang, that might not be a bad surprise. Don't tell the Beauhunk I said that, though.
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