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Originally Posted by always2late
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. I suppose the old adage is true...why buy the cow when you can get the lasagna for free. Sigh. 
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Well, yes. However, let's look on the bright side. Even though we haven't met, I can never forget the 12 hours or so that we were almost together.
Fate was seemingly bringing us together at a bullet like pace only for that late twist due to "lost in translation" issues. Battle scared, we'll both come out of this stronger and more worldy-wise for it. You'll always be the only one for me and will have a very special place in my heart for eternity.
ps - the lasagna doesn't seem to have arrived yet? Any chance you'd get your finger out? I'm getting impatient, and hungry, here.
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Originally Posted by guihong
What a bargain! *snerk*. Unsurprised at the lack of response; that sounds a bit like real life now, and I even have to provide my own wages . You should at least acquiesce to scones, clotted cream, and strawberries on weekends. |
I think I need a change in strategy. My problem is that I've been too transparent in openly wanting a domestic goddess and, in hindsight, maybe a bit too upfront.
I think I need to roll-back from that type of request and, rather, pretend I'm just looking for a lady for hedonistic sex.