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Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi
So, if you get this  and this  , or, alternatively this  you'll ...? |
We'll, I'd smile for a start ... which is something that's against my nature. Then I'd do a somersault out of happiness, pull my back out and, whilst the cooking and cleaning would come in useful, sex would be off the agenda.
Actually, in all honesty, if I came across someone like that I'd probably run away very quickly. I'm not very domesticated and often, in a self-depricating manner, take fun out of myself at that. Furthermore, I love someone who cooks for me. I find it incredibly intimate and seductive. BUT as a one-off only. I'd hate someone to cook for me everyday or to do my laundry.
As a fantasy, it's warm and cuddly - as real life, it would be frightening.
However, a one-off meal made by the woman of my dreams .... well, that is my dream ***
*** especially if she doesn't expect me to do the washing up afterwards
