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Originally Posted by Ciaran

We'll, I'd smile for a start ... which is something that's against my nature. Then I'd do a somersault out of happiness, pull my back out and, whilst the cooking and cleaning would come in useful, sex would be off the agenda.


Actually, in all honesty, if I came across someone like that I'd probably run away very quickly. I'm not very domesticated and often, in a self-depricating manner, take fun out of myself at that. Furthermore, I love someone who cooks for me. I find it incredibly intimate and seductive. BUT as a one-off only. I'd hate someone to cook for me everyday or to do my laundry.

As a fantasy, it's warm and cuddly - as real life, it would be frightening.

However, a one-off meal made by the woman of my dreams .... well, that is my dream ***




*** especially if she doesn't expect me to do the washing up afterwards

weellll, hhhaaaarrruuummmppppphhhh....see I just can NOT trust you....I leave for a bit...and here you are...being proposed to, propositioned, having offers of sordid affairs, and YOU....well YOU engage with them...so I guess OUR "each other" only crush has been broken irreparably....pfffttt.
Funny thing is, you are just so damn HAWT in the heels/jeans...I CAN"T let you go...siighhhh