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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme/Gentlewoman
Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her
Relationship Status:
Happily married 05/17/14
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Saskatchewan, Canada
Posts: 561
Thanks: 2,056
Thanked 2,158 Times in 403 Posts
Rep Power: 21474850
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I am drunkenly cooking bacon and eggs, M is drunkenly stuffing a stocking and watching Archer.
M: Honey, could you pass me a beer please?
Me: What am I, your beer-fetching servitude thing?
M: No, baby, you're closest to the fridge.
Me: Post feminism, my fucking ass.
Me: *picks up nearest mason jar, smells contents* This is not wine. It is water.
M: *gets up, gently moves me aside and fetches a beer*
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