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Rook · 03-23-2010, 02:11 PM

my younger brother's the general manager of a sandwich shop called jimmy john's..
it's in the middle of Campus, so..I always hear the strangest anecdotes about orders placed..
this morning in utter boredom, I wanted to call {when I do, either mum or my brother take a quick 4 minute break-ish} and since they're short staffed today [spring break] bro took orders too apparently

Bro : good mornin, jimmy johns bla bla bla*promo line* how can we help you?
Me: -nasal deep voice- Yes yes, may I have a gargantuan Unwich??"
Bro: "of course sir, anything else?"
Me : ~slightly surprised he doesn't recognize me~" uh, yesh, do joo have guac?"
Bro : "it'll cost extra, but we certainly do, would u like to make it a combo?"
Me : "It'll cost a lot if u actually wrote that stuff down, dingaling"
Bro :"OMG, u fu-- *whispered hiss* we're in the middle of an inspection...I could kill you and get away with it"
Me: "heh heh heh, good luck, if u get out early bring me a cherry coke, there, you're saved"[click]

03-23-2010, 02:11 PM	#1100
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	my younger brother's the general manager of a sandwich shop called jimmy john's.. it's in the middle of Campus, so..I always hear the strangest anecdotes about orders placed.. this morning in utter boredom, I wanted to call {when I do, either mum or my brother take a quick 4 minute break-ish} and since they're short staffed today [spring break] bro took orders too apparently Bro : good mornin, jimmy johns bla bla blapromo line how can we help you? Me: -nasal deep voice- Yes yes, may I have a gargantuan Unwich??" Bro: "of course sir, anything else?" Me : ~slightly surprised he doesn't recognize me~" uh, yesh, do joo have guac?" Bro : "it'll cost extra, but we certainly do, would u like to make it a combo?" Me : "It'll cost a lot if u actually wrote that stuff down, dingaling" Bro :"OMG, u fu-- whispered hiss we're in the middle of an inspection...I could kill you and get away with it" Me: "heh heh heh, good luck, if u get out early bring me a cherry coke, there, you're saved"[click] __________________