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How Do You Identify?: bent
Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her/They
Relationship Status: Minding my own business.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: I live here now
Posts: 1,200
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Things parents aren't told about...
Child1(Kinder): Nut check!
Adult Male: Respect my body!
Child 2 (2 grader) to Child 1: Balls check!
Child 1: ...wobbles to a chair... He hit my nuts!
Adult Female: If it hurts bad we can chop it off.
Child 1: No! I won't be able to walk!
Adult Female: What does it have to do with your legs??
Child 1: My nuts are attached to my legs!
Adult Female - walks away in search of ice pack.
Quote of the day: Stay off other peoples nuts and keep your nuts to yourself.
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My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool is s/he who adopts a manner of thinking for others! ~Marquis de Sade
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