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I had this brilliant idea that I was going to make a homemade apple pie, and ended up having to call the fire department because my smoke detector went off when trying to make the filling.
During the panic of trying to open all my windows and doors, and eventually calling 911, I ruined the filling.
Deciding to try to finish the damn pie anyway, I put it in the oven...and the smoke detector went off again.
What the hell is wrong with my oven?
Did I mention I live in a downtown high-rise? Who knows how many people got to listen to this ordeal.
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