I'm still just under 30, but you know you're getting older when your friend's 22-year-old sister's Friday night Facebook status reads,
"At #divasclub ... so shitfaced lol #ipoopglitter #faghag #cosmolife"
and yours reads,
"At a Gustin House recital series performance with Mom featuring my old school chum, soprano Ileana M and pianist Rachel A... this shit is off the hook!"
and when the recital and reception/schmooze is over, it's just before 10 and you both decide to go home instead of out for a drink because church pews = lower back pain.